America. Despite my rants, it IS in fact superior. Part 3 – Monaco
It’s the weekend now and time to really start seeing some things. The French Connection decides it’s time to see Monaco. Monaco is truly a unique place for various reasons, one being that it’s one of the few standing city states left in existance, the TINIEST French speaking ‘country’ in the world and quite frankly, is the most concentrated/clusterfucked amount of ballerness ones eyes will ever see. Monaco is a place that crushes dreams, egos and offers a TRUE view of just how that better half lives. Most importantly about Monaco, it’s home to arguably the MOST important race on the planet. The Formula 1 Grand Prix of Monaco.
This is us blasting through a French tunnel onto Monaco. Now THREE dudes, one droptop. Definitely gay.
Beverly Hills? Eat a dick
Malibu? Don’t make me laugh
The Hamptons? LMFAO
Miami Beach? Welfare status
…The point i’m getting at here; there aren’t many places on this planet that can compare to the grandeur of this beautiful getaway.
So, boats/yachts are great, but what would a trip to Monaco be without the cars? A gross display of ballerdom requires a gross display of baller automobiles. Monaco did NOT fail to deliver. Full equiped with an army of raging bulls, prancing horses and more…it started getting disgusting. It was literally at the point where we’d see, a Ferrari 360 Modena for example, and begin hating because it didn’t quite match up with what’s around it. Ferrari fail as we’d call it. So what did we see?…
How about multiple F430 Scuderias. Not just normal ass ‘430’s…They HAD to be Scuds.
How about an Enzo?
One of DOZENS of Ferrari California’s…
R8 AND an R8 10.cyl Anyone?
(Warning shitty R8 10Cyl. Pic. Too many people crowded around it..)
How about a RICED out Lambo? LOL! Failside bodykit anyone?
Lamborghini of Monaco..
LOL random ass Tesla Roadster.
Maserati MC12, Veyron and a stupid Megan RS
no big deal…just a teaser….
and another letting it all hang out…
F1 Safety cars. No big deal..
AT&T-Phillips keeping it low-pro..
and of course, with money and fast cars. Comes with the F1 sluts. Love it.
There are PLENTY of more Monaco pictures to come. I’ll most likely have to make a Monaco 2 entry.