Audi..an automake after the hearts of haters globally.

Posted in News on April 20, 2009 by circuitspec

For those of you who already know me personally, you all know, or should know that I am an automotive maniac. I love everything and all things that involve a car. Especially those that involve those quirky folks – The Germans.

Although you may find me trolling around blogs/websites pertaining to Japanese makes, no other country shifts my gears, or has my heart like that of Bavaria. With that being said, I present to you the latest rumor I’ve found, courtesy of Autoblog

s far as classic Audi models go, nothing is as iconic as the legendary “Ur-Quattro”. The 1985 Audi Quattro was a beast of a car in its day, even if it only had 160 horsepower. When the new Audi S5 hit the roads, the Ingolstadt fanatics over at Fourtitude stacked the two of them up against each other, but if the latest products of the ever-churning rumormill are to be believed, Audi may be cooking one up a successor of their own.

A report from German car magazine Autobild suggests that the lightweight sport-coupe could carry the “A5 quattro sport” designation and pack a 425-horsepower V6, placing it in between the current S5 and the upcoming RS5. Sounds enticing, if a bit far-fetched. But if Audi wants to build another monster coupe, who are we to complain? Sources peg the revival to take to the streets by 2012.

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My President is Chuck fucking Norris.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 20, 2009 by circuitspec

If this is true, I’m packing my bags and heading to Texas…credit goes to google and my searching prowess…

It’s a rare moment in our lives when we wake up and something that looks like brilliant satire is as true as Chuck Norris’ ability to fly and slay dragons with a single round house kick, in 1294 A.D. If you don’t understand that statement, don’t ask. That’s just how powerful he is.

I hesitate to bring you this story because, when Chuck Norris is the president of our newly seceded state-turned-country, he might find out about it. Would you want to be on Chuck Norris’ bad side? But I continue because that’s just how dedicated to advancing the banner of truth in journalism and defying danger to bring information to you lovely people that I am (adding this to my resume).

Ahem.

Chuck Norris is running for president. So soon, you say? Didn’t we just have an election? What month is it? Well, that’s just the thing, there aren’t any official dates for the election of the president of Texas.

The idea came to him when he joked he should run in a discussion about his frustrations with the national government on Fox News’ “The Glenn Beck Show” recently. The concept apparently stuck, and he then used this quip as a headline on a piece he published Monday, the day before his 69th birthday, for World Net Daily, balancing somewhere between byline and battle cry.

The piece (which also popped up on Wonkette) uses a great deal of historical examples and contains an outline of a case for why it would be ok to express disagreement with certain policies through force and violence. Quotes from Founding Fathers highlight how far he believes our current government has strayed from their true intentions. His sincere desire for advancing conservative values and not bankrupting the country are evident, though he offers a rather extreme solution.

Though you might have thought the Republic of Texas murmurings were constrained to a few lone biker clubs or trailer-sized headquarters somewhere, Norris says the undercurrent of separatist fervor runs thicker than anyone knew,:
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“Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we’d do if the going got rough in America. Let there be no doubt about that. As Sam Houston once said, ‘Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.’”

To take this notion even further into the physical plane of reality, Norris and Beck are urging others to unite with them as well as “thousands of cell groups around the country” on March 13 at 5 p.m. ET, 4 p.m. CT and 2 p.m. PST, in “solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” They will host a live telecast, “We Surround Them,” and Beck’s Web site encourages anyone who agrees with 7 out of 9 listed principles to send in their photos, although what exactly they will do with them or what the content of the program will be was not made clear.

The 1st of an ongoing hate review. My analysis of the current state of rap/hip-hop

Posted in Hate with tags , , , , , on January 22, 2009 by circuitspec

This pretty much ought to sum up what I hear nowadays.

Ignorant…fucking…Americans

Posted in Hate with tags , , , , , on January 7, 2009 by circuitspec

Well, here you go.I have some friends abroad who ask me questions about my country and the decisions some of my fellow countryman make. Please watch the video below.

Just how fucking ignorant are many Americans?

Give me a goddamn break.

If I could make action figures….

Posted in Hate with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on January 7, 2009 by circuitspec

The Russians are never up to any good…

I’d totally make an action figure of Gazprom CEO Alexi Miller and Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. Here’s what my rendition would look like, first the real photo.

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now, my action figure made version

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“Gazprom tells you; What is thy bidding my master?” (if you never played Everquest, you’ll never get this)

WAYYY To much nerd humor in this one.

You know how I know you’re gay….

Posted in Hate with tags , , , , , , on January 6, 2009 by circuitspec

Because you’re an Arizona Cardinals fan.

The NFL definitely has a lot of questionable positions in the sport, but none are more questionable then the position taken by anyone who declares themself an Arizona Cardinals fan.

Oh snap! My 28’s!!!

Posted in Hate with tags , , , , , , , , on January 6, 2009 by circuitspec

This video is what happens when dumb people, with dumb cars go bad.  28 inch rims are NOT cool.

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Thanks to: Jalopnik.